Inspired by some news I got today and my follow up tweet, I got the song in my head and got a bit meloncholy…obviously not comparing the plight of SEOs to the plight of the slaves on the banks of the Mississippi here, but here it is:
SEOld Man Google (Or Old Man River for the modern SEO)
SEO’s work on the superhighway
SEO’s work while the clients pay
Makin those links from dawn till sunset
Gettin no rest ’til the rankin’ day
Don’t get up and don’t get down
Don’t ya make that client frown
Over the keyboard you bows your head
optimise that site until it’s time for bed
Let me go ‘way from the superhighway
Let me go ‘way from the .htaccess
Show me that site called the River Google
That’s the old site that I long to best
Ol’ Man Google, that Ol’ Man Google
He must know somepin’, but he don’t say nothin’
He just keeps rollin’, he keeps on rollin’ along
He don’t rank scrapers, or they’re near the bottom
And if he ranks em, they’re soon forgotten
And Ol’ Man Google, he just keeps rollin’ along
You and me, we sweat and strain
Minds all achin’ and wracked with pain
Panicked by the latest panda update
Ya gets a little drunk if you drops past eight
I gets weary but I loves the challenge
I’m tired of optimisin’, but won’t give up tryin
And Ol’ Man Google, he just keeps rollin’ along
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